Mud is very nice to feel All squishy-squash between the toes! I'd rather wade in wiggly mud Than smell a yellow rose. Nobody else but the rosebush knows How nice mud feels Between the toes. ~Polly Chase Boyden
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie! ~
What kind of animal goes OOM? A cow walking backwards! ~ What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? He gets toad away. ~ What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon? POP! ~ Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! ~ Knock Knock! Who's there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive here, now let me in!