What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
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What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.
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What do you get when you cross a porcupine
with a balloon?
POP!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive here, now let me in!